Category: Joke Board
Beware of tree huggers
A golfer is looking for his ball in the woods when he comes up to another
man hugging a tree with his ear firmly pressed against the tree.
Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you
doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kidding' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up
against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him on
the
other side of the tree, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him
naked and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to
the tree, stark naked, and asks, "What the hell
happened to you?" So he tells the guy the whole story about how he got
there.
While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy,
walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says........ "This
just
isn't gonna be your day."
haha. that's funny
Oh lol!!! *grins* I like that.